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| He died a long, slow, excrutiating death! |
He died a long, slow, excrutiating death!
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An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly, rather true.
Of course, I didn't know the London Times knew what common sense is.
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> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
> been with us for many years.. No one knows for sure how old he was, since
> his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
> remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
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> - Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
> - Why the early bird gets the worm;
> - Life isn't always fair;
> - and maybe it was my fault.
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> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
> than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
> charge).
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> His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
> overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with
> sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for
> using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an
> unruly student, only worsened his condition.
>
> Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
> that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
> children.
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> It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
> consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not
> inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an
> abortion.
>
> Common Sense began to lose the will to live as the churches became
> businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
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> Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
> burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
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> Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
> realize > that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap,
> and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
>
> Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by
> his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son,
> Reason.
>
> He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
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> I Know My Rights
> I Want It Now
> Someone Else Is To Blame
> I'm A Victim
>
> Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you
> still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
> nothing.
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Posted on Mar 30, 2009 22:23pm by admin
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