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Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage?
Do you know the legend of the Cherokee
Indian youth's rite of passage?

His father takes him into the
forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone.

He is required to sit on a stump the
whole night and not remove the blindfold until
the rays of the morning sun shine through
it.

He cannot cry out for help to anyone.

Once he survives the night, he is a
MAN.

He cannot tell the other boys of
this experience because each lad must
come into manhood on his own.

The boy is naturally terrified. He can
hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must
surely be all around him. Maybe even some
human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass
and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat
stoically, never removing the blindfold.


MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


Control as it should be
NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE.



Shooting in Butte , Montana



Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders Butte, Montana November 5, 2006



Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.



It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.


Men's Answer to Maxine‏ MAX
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a s entenc e with 'A man once told me...'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

Choosing Gifts For Women - What To Give
By Ron King

Holiday gift shopping for your lady-friend can seem to be a difficult task, and many men put it off until Christmas Eve because of this. Knowing a few things about the art of selecting gifts for women can help make your shopping trip more pleasurable, more successful, and more timely. Following are some clues about how to find the perfect holiday gifts for women.




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the hungry

The Breast Cancer Site
Protect
women's health

The Child Health Site
Protect
children's health

The Literacy Site
Give the
gift of reading

The Rainforest Site
Save endangered
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